The Seduction of Mansa Musa

By Uduma Kalu

DARK-EYED virgins sheltered in their tents are your blessings.
Would you deny your Lord’s blessings, would you deny your blessings?
Would you deny virgins whom neither man nor jinnee will have touched before?
Would you deny your blessings?
Maidens calm, dark eyes in paradise.
Maidens are for martyrs and more. Maidens are for members that maim and murder.
Maidens two and seventy, dark-eyed damsels, two and seventy in paradise.
And this is smallest prize for the people of paradise
Servants ten thousand times eight
Eighty thousand per martyr!
Wives two and seventy. Your dome is draped with pearls, aquamarine, and ruby
Wide as Damascus to Yemen
All this for your pleasure. Sex in paradise.
Each time you sleep is a virgin.
Your penis shall know no softness.
Eternal will be your pleasure.
And the sensation? Delicious! Out of this world.
Would you experience such in this world.
Ah, you would faint.
That’s your prize in paradise.
Two and seventy of wives are yours in paradise.
On earth too, your wives are appetising vaginas.
And your wife will have no say
In your gardens of paradise where you are going.
Where your dreams are blisses of sex with wide-eyed virgins,
Leaning white raisins of crystal clarity,
Doe-eyed, ever willing virgins,
Are yours – the houris
Are your food and drink.